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This blog was created with the purpose of breaking down cutting edge neuroscience into bite-sized maki pieces :)

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When you make jokes about neurons, really they are laughing at themselves :D

 

  1. What is a sleeping brain’s favorite musical group (rock band)? REM.
  2. What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street? It gives a brain wave.
  3. What did the neuron say to the glia cell? “Thanks for the support!”
  4. What do neurons use to talk to each other? A cellular phone. 
  5. What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married? Carried it over the threshold.
  6. If some of Fred Flintstone’s neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say? “GABA-daba-doo!”
  7. How did the mother know her son would become a neuroanatomist? He was always staining things.
  8. What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor? “You’re a real pain.”
  9. Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra? Because it has dorsal and ventral horns.
  10. What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech? “Thanks for the memories.”
  11. What do you call a skull without 1 billion neurons? A no-brainer.
  12. What did parietal say to frontal? “I lobe you.”
  13. What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor? You get a binding relationship. 
  14. What do you call a group of brains who form a signing group? A glia club.
  15. What does a neuroscientist order at a bar? A spiked drink. 

 

Shared from :

http://scitechconnect.elsevier.com/top-15-neuroscience-jokes/

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